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Dialogue of 500 days of summer
Summer: I woke up one morning and I just knew.
Tom: Knew what?
Summer: What I was never sure of with you
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Those Clean & Clear commercials. itotallyrelate:
Expectation:
Reality:
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That moment when you eat at a fancy restaurant and see the bill itotallyrelate:
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That moment when you eat at a fancy restaurant and see the bill
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OOC: beautywithintherose:
that is my feeling right now
OOC:
that is my feeling right now
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Mom: You are not to date anyone do you hear me?
Me: But mama im in love with a criminal
Mom: WHAT?!
Me: And this type of love isnt rational its physical
Mom: Dont see him anymore please he will kill you -cries-
Me: Mama please dont cry I will be alright
Mom: Why would you ever love a criminal?
Me: All reasons aside i just cant deny. love the guy
Mom: He's a killer!
Me: He's a killer just for fun fun fun fun.
Mom: STOP! -slaps-
Me: - takes of headphones- OW! what was that for?
